Heres sum funny stuff i've managed to gather..
its updated alot so hav fun!!!
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15 Funny Quotes
*For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Dan Quayle
*"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player
*"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." - Vlade Divac, Basketball player
*"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Keppel Enderbery
*"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." -Sen. Barbara Boxer,
*"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
*"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
* "Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer
*"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
*"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - Dan Quayle
*"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean
*"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player
*"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
*"We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles." - Governor Wesley Bolin